Good survey essay by Bill McKibben in the \New York Review of Books\ on the Bush administration?s environmental destruction policy. He describes how ?The bill that turned the national forests back to loggers in the name of protecting against wildfire, for instance, was called the “Healthy Forests Initiative,” though, as [Carl] Pope suggests, “Horizontal Forests” would be more accurate. (Others have suggested ?No Tree Left Behind.?) The bill to permit continued high levels of mercury and sulfur pollution was styled “Clear Skies.”
How about borrowing from other realms of Bushian euphemism, like cultural policy? My husband suggests “Forests in Residence at Home Depot.”